Rump Rub Review: A Contest and Giveaway!

Hey, beautiful LO Fans!

Here's a bit of LO trivia: No new reviews have been added to the Lil' Outlaws website for a couple of years. Weird, right? I know you're all bursting with love for All The LO Things, and are dying to have a creative outlet to share your love. Overkill? No?

At any rate, I know there is a lot of love for LO. The interwebz doesn't always know it, because you tell me in reorders and sweet e-mails and messages you send between middle-of-the-night feedings. I treasure those thoughtful comments, because you didn't have to take the time to write something. But you chose to, and that means the world to me. Thank you, dear customers.

I'd love to publish your sweet words, so I thought to myself, I bet the good people of LO Land would be happy to write up a review for me. But I want to thank them for their time, so I'll offer a giveaway. Ergo, I dusted off my mad Rafflecopter skillz, and viola! Contest and Giveaway!

This week's focus is specifically for Rump Rub. Don't worry, if your true love is Pail Pardner or something else delightful, you'll get your chance to gush about them too. Overkill again? I guess I got the dramatic gene in the family. Anyhooo...Rump Rub is incredibly versatile, making it a great prize to win no matter how old the youngest buns in the house may be. We have no diaper-clad babes in the house, but we still keep a stick of it handy.

Once you've commented on this here blog, it's already public, but just so we are all on the same page: Commenting below serves as your permission to use your review and first name on the Lil' Outlaws website as well as any social media sites used to promote Lil' Outlaws. We good? Good.

Thanks for being the best customers on the face of the planet.

Good luck!

Blessings,
Cynthia



a Rafflecopter giveaway

For Sassy Days

Sometimes a sass is in order!

Sweet Orange and Chili Pepper - the sassy, saucy combination of Valencia Orange, Sparkling Bergamot, Tangerine Zest, Tart Cassis, Orange Juice, Neroli, Ground Pepper, Fiery Chili Pepper, and Sheer Musk. 

Cool Citrus Basil (type) - Begins with top notes of Tunisian basil, California orange, Italian bergamot, and Sicilian lemon oil;middle notes of damascenia rose, clove bud, and ylang ylang; finished with base notes of precious woods and musk. 

Misbehavin' - A flirtatious, fruity, sexy fragrance. A tantalizing aroma of sweet juicy candied apples and pomegranate, with nuances of fresh ivy and oakmoss. 

Blessings,

Cynthia

Thank you, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Blessings,
Cynthia

Friday Fragrance-Because Coffee is the Bee's Knees.

You already know I love a good cup of coffee. The whole routine is invigorating. From the smell of home-roasted beans to the sound of a cup gurgling to the brim, a steaming mug is perfection.

However, if I drink coffee all day, I will never sleep and I can kiss normal kidney function goodbye. So, I make do with these delightful fragrances:

Fresh Brewed Coffee - The aroma of strong, black, fresh Arabica coffee beans. Subtle undertones of a chocolately-vanilla are noted.

Jamaican Vanilla Cafe - The warm blend of Jamaican coffee and sweet vanilla beans.


All fragrances available in your favorite LO products at liloutlaws.net.

Enjoy a Cup,

Cynthia

That one time I suggested Rump Rub for relaxation...

So, some Mondays are what I call "coffee-to-wine" days. If everybody just needs to chill just a smidge, Rump Rub can help. I know, I know. Diaper rash cream? What the what?

Step One: Order a stick of it with lavender or chamomile essential oil.

Step Two: Apply liberally* to kids who are high strung at bedtime, spouses who had a rough day at work, yourself, the mailman...whoever needs a lil' calming force in their lives.

*OK, OK. "Liberally" really means however much you can sneakily apply. Temples are a good place to start.

Friday Fragrances-At Least We Can SMELL The Goodness

Dear LO fans, we are clearly practicing the art of self-torture by making silly New Year's resolutions, silly things like not eating All The Sweets In The World. Since we can't actually eat them, smelling them is the next best thing. 

Now, you might be thinking, "Why would I want my laundry, or my diaper pail, or my Rump Rub to smell like something I want to eat?" Because then you can eat vicariously and not gain an ounce. That's why. All the smells, none of the calories. 

Without further ado, here is a fun list of some decadent (and some straight up junk) sweets available to order in your favorite Lil' Outlaws products:

Banana Foster - A decadent dessert fragrance so luscious that you will wonder how you do not gain weight smelling it. This is a wonderful blend of sweet, ripened bananas, caramel sauce, butter, brown sugar, banana liquor, vanilla ice cream, and just a touch of dark rum and cinnamon. Wowsers!

Better than ANYTHING Cake - German chocolate cake is blended with semi-sweet chocolate chips and laced with crunchy toffee bits in this decadent treat. Vanilla creme and butterscotch syrup create a luscious undertone, while hints of almond and coconut complete the yummy blend.

Birthday Cake - Bakery rich cake with sweet butter cream frosting.

Carrot Cake - A buttery spice blend with hints of peach, coconut, carrots, cinnamon and warm vanilla.

Chocolate Chip Cookies - The wonderful aroma of freshly baked, moist chocolate chip cookies with a hint of vanilla.

Chocolate Raspberry Drizzle - A rich dark chocolate accord surrounds luscious ripe raspberry tones for the fragrance signature. Green stem notes create natural appeal for the fruit character, while a generous base of velvet musk and sweet vanilla completes the yummy sensation.

Cinnamon Buns - A spicy cinnamon accord with warm, nutty undertones along with the aroma of freshly baked bread.

Cotton Candy - A airy blend of fresh strawberry and French vanilla.

Goodie, Goodie Gumdrops - The aroma of spiced gumdrops with a twist: Top notes of cinnamon and clove; middle notes of eucalyptus and rose; well-rounded base notes of cassis, nutmeg and woods.

Jelly Bean - A burst of fruity tones with hints of cinnamon to round out the cherry; a smooth combination of vanilla and musk create a sugary undertone.

Peanut Butter Cookie - Fresh from the oven, with a rich, buttery aroma.

Sea Salt Caramels - Top notes of sweetened creamed butter and sea salt; followed by middle notes of caramel; sitting on a base of vanilla, maple and sweetened condensed milk.

Truffles - Begins with top notes of caramel and sugar, with middle notes of buttercream, maple, and molasses. Dry base notes include vanilla, chocolate, and flour.

Enjoy sniffing your calorie-less treats!

Blessings,

Cynthia

A Lil' New Year Love

May your buns never chafe,
Your diapers never stink,
and your 2016 be FANTASTIC!!

Blessings,
Lil' Outlaws