Monday, January 11, 2016

That one time I suggested Rump Rub for relaxation...

So, some Mondays are what I call "coffee-to-wine" days. If everybody just needs to chill just a smidge, Rump Rub can help. I know, I know. Diaper rash cream? What the what?

Step One: Order a stick of it with lavender or chamomile essential oil.

Step Two: Apply liberally* to kids who are high strung at bedtime, spouses who had a rough day at work, yourself, the mailman...whoever needs a lil' calming force in their lives.

*OK, OK. "Liberally" really means however much you can sneakily apply. Temples are a good place to start.

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